Wouldn’t it be nice (but overrun with tourists)?

Unfortunately it doesn’t exist but the closest place we know is Europe. Television ads tout the health benefits of milk chocolate (gotta get your daily calcium!) and the most renowned breakfast spread is Nutella, a chocolate hazelnut mixture made in Italy but that nearly every other European country has tried to knock off.

We’ve eaten bathtubs full of the stuff and can tell you from experience the imitators are never as good as the original.

The Nutella we carry is the original, imported from Italy, not the Nutella packaged specifically for the US.  The staff swears there’s a difference in taste.  And when it comes to your health, you don’t want to mess around.